Well only one has made me laugh so far
@jouze, holy shjt a talking jew
The muffins win
@megamanx181x, because her fatass wouldn’t eat something even vaguely healthy
As a cis-gender, heterosexual, white male, I’m not sure whether I have to laugh at her jokes so I’m not oppressing her, or have to not laugh because of I do so I’m unfairly appropriating them and destroying a ‘safe space’ for people who aren’t me.
Well they're both a joke but only one is funny
Amy: "I have sex...... A LOT"
Her manager: "Amy that's not a punchline"
“My vagina....... smells bad!” *Stares at the crowd expectantly.*
Those muffins sound Baked
That is my dad's favorite joke of all time. I was a teenager when I told it to him and he had had a bad day and just starting laughing uncontrollably. Completely out of character for him, but I'm glad it cheered him up!
@Tsaltydog, I got another good joke for your dad if he hasn't heard it before.
@Marie Celeste, Two friends are out hunting in the woods when the first friend suddenly grabs his chest and drops dead. Second friend pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
911: Hello 911 what's you're emergency?
Hunter: My friend just collapsed and we're out in the middle of nowhere. I don't know what to do. I think he's dead!
911: Okay, sir. Try to keep calm for me. First we need to confirm that he's dead, okay?
The dispatcher heard nothing for a moment, then suddenly the loud BANG! of a shotgun.
The Hunter gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"
@Marie Celeste, haha nice! I'll tell him next time I see him.
@Tsaltydog, hope he likes it.
She will also be talking about muffins
If a muffin top was a face