This is probably someone's mom. What if they saw this through this app...
@Possible Paradox, GODDAMIT MOM!
@Possible Paradox, she only licked her lips...it wouldn't be that alarming....
@Taquito Speedo, wait if you're a turtle.. and your mom is human... did your mom fvck a turtle?? That would explain why you can understand our language.
@Smo Queed, what can I say, moms got some major kinks
@Possible Paradox, they have probably seen their mom do that towards the tv before
@Taquito Speedo, shjt I'm sorry!
@Taquito Speedo, my tongue has a mind of its own
@Im Mom, Mom! You're here!
I made you this macaroni drawing!
I wuv you Mom!
@Im Mom, 😱 ew mom, I don't need to know why dad married you
@mas2de, looks awesome! Love you too
Thunderlips the ultimate male
@Michael Fassbender, your mum is the ultimate male
@Taquito Speedo, your dad was the ultimate male
@Im Mom, 😉
Ravishing Rick Rude
@NeoMaximus, one of my favorites. Such an attractive man, no homo.
Well this is embarrassing. Turns out that's me for 20 years ago guys. I was a master robe holder for pro wrestlers everywhere
TRUMP! WRESTLING! BIG TRUCKS! WOO HOO!
When you tell her you got dank meme
Ugh me too girl, the thirst is strong
@SeelenVerKaufer , FLEXINGTON!
Would you like some fries with that shake 😏
@Drunk Teacher , I'll have some with that stache
@Sexy Homunculus, Wanna ride? 😏