When you're fapping and you hear footsteps
@Jaykub, ...and the door begins to open.
@YourToothlessWonder, *jumps into bed*
@Jaykub, ....*continues fapping*
@BlazingKraken, ... And you hear " aw man, I missed it!?
When you're cuddling with someone and you accidentally touch them somewhere you shouldn't.
@GiveMeBishies, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, and I quote, " Accidentally"
I love his damn feet when he looks up.
My gerbil dies today after 5 and 1/2 years
@Manatee be me, don't kill your gerbil... Thats just mean.
@Manatee be me, that's so sad man.... Wait... What do you mean dies?
@Manatee be me, im guessing you meant died. Anyway I had a pet rat and it died after two years. I feel ya
@Manatee be me, my hamster died after a week due to petco lying to me about its age :/
@Manatee be me, *died
@Basil Fawlty, upvote for having a pet rat! We have 5 and they are awesome!
@Here Comes Treble, haha thanks they are amazing
@BlazingKraken, I had a mouse and it choked on its own bedding... I'm gonna go now...
@Manatee be me, nobody cared and nobody cares.
Who the FVCK told you to stop bitch?
"What the FVCK are you doing"
Whn u realis u actually iz spoderman
@Actuallyisspoderman, can't relate, I'm a toaster.
@Fantabulous Toaster, can't relate, I'm a sandwich... Of DEATH!
@Sandwich of Death, nuuuuuuuu! :(
@Fantabulous Toaster, yayuh
@Sandwich of Death, wait, I found a toaster bag the other day... Fancy being a TOASTED sandwich of death? 😎🐧
@Fantabulous Toaster, ya, I need a little tab
@Fantabulous Toaster, tan*
Best thing ever!
I know that isn't one but I used to have a guinea pig and she did this all the time it's hilarious
Omg I'm crying this is perfect
WHAT YOU SAY??