✊✊ destroyer of worlds
@Jaydeeboop, 👢👢 ball crushers
@I Dexios Divine I, 💪finisher
The Anal Cranial 👷🏼
Ways to shake hands?
Minivan: 2 in the front, 5 in the back
@Selfies Of The Soul, thank you..also eww
I just realized today I can't do any of these anymore with my dominant hand because I damaged my nerves pretty severely when I cut my hand opening a beer bottle. 😢😭😭
@bowlnmike, uhhh. How?
Ah the classic minivan 2 in the front 5 in the back
Sooooooo anyone know where to purchase these fine items? Asking for a friend...
Am I missing out on something? Wtf is showstopper and teaser
@Cowpoop, teaser as in one finger in her pink, which is enough to get the game going but not enough to make her wild. Show stopper implies 3 fingers in the stink which is enough to ruin the moment for most girls
@Cowpoop, regardless of what you choose or what your girl is into, please always remember to cut your goddamn fingernails!
@Taquito Speedo, not if you laced them with cyanide and want the insurance money
@I Dexios Divine I, lol
@Taquito Speedo, They don't call me 'Shredder' for nothing.
Actually, they don't call me 'Shredder'. Because they're dead. From blood loss. It always looks like they had a huge period, it's actually quite gross.
@Taquito Speedo, and everyone keep all their stuff clean before and after. It's common courtesy.
@Taquito Speedo, thank you.