I was bribed
Mom: Please help me with shopping
Mom: *smack* get your ass in the car
@Simetricwl , at least your mom asked first. My mom just went straight to “get your ass in the car”.
@Simetricwl , yeah this is a lot more accurate
@the angry mail lady, yea my uncle did the same thing, but then he didn't take me to the grocery store...
@Simetricwl , is this why now in your adultish life in order to orgasm some one needs to strike in order to climax
My mom didn't swear but we also didn't object. Just did what we were told.
Edit: Don't know why I replied to this exact user so I'm deleting the @. sorry to them for the notification.