Man is at wedding. Father come to him with box of gift. Set box on table in front of man, say "I use life savings for procure wedding gift for better life you." Man say "What is? Is rock for eat? Is sweet release of death? Is potato?" Man open box. Is nothing inside. "Is gift of Latvian reality" say Father. Man cry single tear and give thanks to father. All are quietly dine of wild dog found die in gutter of malnourish.
@Latvian Comedian, O_o
@WelI Obviously, husband?
@Latvian Comedian, I don't mean to be disrespectful but I can't understand what you typed. Sorry!
@Eater of souls, copy and paste what he wrote onto Google Translate. It's pretty life changing once you understand what he wrote.
@Latvian Comedian, cri everi tim
@Latvian Comedian, just gonna go on record as saying that your stories are incredibly awesome, keep them coming
@Latvian Comedian, I Latvian, one time see Latvian comedian on theater. He say " what say you to man with 2 potatoe?" I say " is trick question no one have 2 potatoe " comedian say " but I also Latvian Opra, You get potatoe. You get potatoe. Every single ones gets potatoe!" I look under seat, is only rock with not from Russia. Comedian say " life hard, but not hard as does rocks for Latvian war program ", but no laugh come out of audience, all die of lack of potatoe. I am Latvian comedians biggest fan from Latvia, I send hard rock to beat enemies and for the eats.
@PhoShizzle, obvious troll is obvious.
@Latvian Comedian, #latviancomedian #nipples
@Latvian Comedian, they dined
@Latvian Comedian, such is life.
@Latvian Comedian, favoriting this pic for the comment XD
@Latvian Comedian, ?
@Futt Buckery, @Latvian Comedian, I forward that notion
When she finds out what that "fountain" really is shes going to have a Baday....... Crickets cherp cherp mutha %*$#&@
Hey, would anyone here be interested in playing in a fantasy football league with me?
@Codalicious, I would. What website?
@Irish Stu, ESPN.
@Codalicious, Okay, espn is the one I use too.
@Codalicious, what is the league name
@Pikachu Fetus, I haven't made it yet. I wanted to make sure there was an interest first.
@Codalicious, can I join too?
@Nipples, Yes. Once I create it.
@Codalicious, When is it going to be created?
@Codalicious, I'm a newbie but would love to give it a try. How much time does it take?
@Codalicious, I'm in. I just need a date and draft time.
@Codalicious, as long as I get Jamaal Charles I'm in lol he got me a championship last year.
@SchroedingerPussPuss, Drafts usually take about an hour.
@Codalicious, (just kidding, I wanna join either way)
@Nipples, I have set the draft time for Friday at 10 PM Eastern time. The name of the league is: Funny Pics League. I'll tell people more information as I come up with it.
@Codalicious, I'm in.
@Codalicious, how do I join on the mobile app?
@Codalicious, I searched it, but its not showing up.
@Pikachu Fetus, I'm trying to figure out how to fix that,
@Codalicious, Sure post the details and I'm in.
@Pikachu Fetus, There. It should show up now.
@Codalicious, what is your team name
@Codalicious, what's the password?
@Pikachu Fetus, It will be the Codalicious Crushers. The Password is Stuckpixel.
@Codalicious, as long as we name it the Los Angeles Ball Gobblers
@fingeringCMiners, The League is Called Funny Pics League. The password is Stuckpixel.
@SWAT, Name: Funny Pics League. Password: Stuckpixel.
Who here is Team Webb?
@I Broke Benjamin, Name: Funny Pics League. Password: Stuckpixel. Draft: Friday, 10 PM Eastern
@SchroedingerPussPuss, I've posted all you need to know below.
@Irish Stu, I've posted all the information you need below.
@gettinitfosho, Well, the name is Funny Pics League. Sorry to disappoint you. You can still join.
@Pikachu Fetus, Me. I changed it now to what I want it to be.
@Codalicious, I'm in!
@Nipples, I have seen. Try and spread the word to other Funny Pics people. We need 17 more people in 2 days.
@Codalicious, I'll post it to the @LatvianComedian twitter. I have almost 200 followers there
@Nipples, Sweet. Thank you.
@Codalicious, I feel like a noob, but I promise I'm not, but in the app, it doesn't give me the option to search for a league. I can join a league but it just puts me in a random one.
@SWAT, It looks like you'll have to sign up regularly, but after you do that, I can assure you that the app will work then.
@Codalicious, what do you mean sign up regularly? I'm signed up already and it seems pretty regular to me.
@SWAT, I mean sign up on the website instead of the app.
@Codalicious, oh, well in that case, save a spot for me. I won't be able to get on a computer until tomorrow.
@SWAT, What time?
@Codalicious, Know what? I'll get on in a couple hours. I don't want you to stall the league for me.
@Codalicious, you need to hurry haha. I'd be down for that though
@SWAT, you have to go on a pc or go through safari I guess. That's what I did
@Nipples, ok. Thanks.
@Codalicious, Collin Kapernick better be first round pick
@Codalicious, I'm in
@seddie777, It's called Funny Pics League, and the password is Stuckpixel.
@Codalicious, sweet. Thanks
@xSparkySharky, The league is called Funny Pics League and the password is Stuckpixel.
@Codalicious, alright, so I've only ever invited people/been sent an invite for fantasy haha. Working on figuring out how to add a team
@seddie777, would it be easier if I just invited you?
@SWAT, There are 11 slots left.
@Codalicious, I'm in, turns out you just can't do it through there app, I had to go online.
@Codalicious, ok thanks. I'll be on in about an hour.
@Codalicious, i choose batman becuase hes batman
@Codalicious, I joined. I can't wait for it to start 😀. This was a great idea to do.
@Codalicious, I suppose the league is full now?
@Codalicious, I searched it up and it wasn't there.
@SWAT, A new league has formed. Give me your email and I'll send you an invite.
@I Broke Benjamin, A new league has formed. Give me your email and I'll send you an invite.
@Codalicious, ok thanks email@example.com
Um, seriously though what is that? ~A confused American
@Leo is Messi, I know what it is but here is wikipedia to help be better word it: "A bidet is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus. Bidet is a French loanword."
@Nipples, I don't know to thumbs this up for accuracy, or down because of gross.... (for the record, I knew what it was)
I literally JUST finished pooping, and then I reload FunnyPics just to make sure I didn't miss anything to find a new update. Well, looks like that essay isn't being written tonight! Thanks StuckPixel!
@Darunia18, psst... they is update every 2 (sometime 3) hour, komrade...
No1 noticed you can see her pink bra? Just sayin...
@Brazz, She's drinking out of a thing designed to clean people's rear ends. Kinda loses a bit of attractiveness, don't ya think?
Like ceral i wouldn't have know difference myself had i not googled it
I'm gonna tell her.
Because your armpits are hairy!
That's a mistake you only make once!
Why is you iq so small in Europe? Seriously, it's in the bathroom.
@I am bacon man, i guess its because its next to a more traditional looking toilet
Where is husband
@Latvian Wife, we don't need two.
Europeans in America be like "why these bidets so high? Dayum these Americans are tall"
I went to Brazil for a study abroad. They made sure to explain to us what bidets were before any of us made this mistake. One of the Brazilian teachers also just told us to just never touch them but I tried using them anyway. Once you get the hang of how to use them, it's actually pretty nice. This picture makes me want to vomit though.
27 August 2014 #27August2014
Please tell me this is a joke 😳
What is this Latvian Stuff?
I only know what that is because of the other picture with it
I'd hit it
Because we love laughing at the stupid Americans.
New update Check, Decent amount of comments Check, I couldn't think of anything funny to say comment Check. Hhahah time for the nightly dose of downvotes
Little known fact, all midgets come from Europe. You can thank Napoleon for that. *the more you know*