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@Latvian Comedian, I Latvian, one time see Latvian comedian on theater. He say " what say you to man with 2 potatoe?" I say " is trick question no one have 2 potatoe " comedian say " but I also Latvian Opra, You get potatoe. You get potatoe. Every single ones gets potatoe!" I look under seat, is only rock with not from Russia. Comedian say " life hard, but not hard as does rocks for Latvian war program ", but no laugh come out of audience, all die of lack of potatoe. I am Latvian comedians biggest fan from Latvia, I send hard rock to beat enemies and for the eats.
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I went to Brazil for a study abroad. They made sure to explain to us what bidets were before any of us made this mistake. One of the Brazilian teachers also just told us to just never touch them but I tried using them anyway. Once you get the hang of how to use them, it's actually pretty nice. This picture makes me want to vomit though.
Man is at wedding. Father come to him with box of gift. Set box on table in front of man, say "I use life savings for procure wedding gift for better life you." Man say "What is? Is rock for eat? Is sweet release of death? Is potato?" Man open box. Is nothing inside. "Is gift of Latvian reality" say Father. Man cry single tear and give thanks to father. All are quietly dine of wild dog found die in gutter of malnourish.