Use the panties you've just shat in.
@Square Feet, this made me lol
On the toilet bowl, without a roll. To prove you're a man,
you must wipe it with your hand.
@TubaPride, I heard one from a Youtuber a while ago.
"If you're sittin' on the John and the toilet paper's gone, be a man and use your hand."
@Hamilton Porter, 2days later.
Plumber: "Well I dunno why everyone thinks all these tampons and socks are flushable, but they ain't."
@mas2de, I'm not convinced that it is lol
Id love to be that toilet right now
No one is going to point out the wrong "your"?
@TwistedTea, seriously? It took too many comments to get here? Are we sure this is the Internet?
No, stop. You are trash. Everyone has a means of wiping their @ss. Look around and find some damn toilet paper. You think your friend uses his towel to wipe his shjt? No. Don't you dare shjt on his good towel.
did no one else notice that she's holding toilet paper? or at least a tissue.
*you're not your!
Most bathrooms have Kleenex, so I just use that.