Congratulations. You will forever be known as "The Penis Girl" at your local pizza hut
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, On the bright side, she'll fit right in if she ever moves to Bangkok
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I mean. You can't exactly be known for something from a fake story.
I'll take "Stuff that never happened," for 400
@ol, Usually I'd be with you, but this actually seems pretty plausible. Who knooooowwwwwsss
By the user "baesicbjtch"
@Mr Literal, tooth fetish
@Mr Literal, It's probably the only thing on tumblr you can identify as without anyone getting offended.
If this was real, im pretty sire the dude has a small penis. Just sayinm
Ha ha. Hilarious. I'm literally dying.
Or like you could be the rich penis girl after you sue the fųck out of them.