But where are your extra mags?
@A Deformed Penis, in their prison wallet
@A Deformed Penis, key locations throughout the house
@Auslander, is that their butt?
@youignorantslut, it most certainly is 😏
Just put an antipersonnel mine under your shower rug dude
If you had an AK you wouldn’t need to put it in a vacuum sealed bag
Look at all that material your gonna have to rip off in case of a surprise shower attack. Youd have been better off putting a lock on the door and the gun on the wall next to the shower.
@CocoasBro, I was going to say how much has he practiced ripping the vacuum sealed bag with water spraying him.
@megamanx181x, no that’s what his shower machete is gonna be used for
@BigJohnson86, ahh of course!
That’s also his vibrator setup, too.
Im not worried… I’m always carrying 😏
Isn't a long arm going to be too unwieldy in an enclosed space? Like using a longsword in a cave.
Um, if someone comes in my house while I'm naked in the shower, I'm already one step into what I was already going to do
Why not rig the bathroom door with a wired shotgun?
A crazy person invaded your house the day you moved in
And people like this bich to people like me about “safe spaces?” 😂
Some people out here trying to pull a reverse Oscar Pistorius.
I live canada, where a house invader is just a friendly hello from a stranger😇
I usually just squirt shampoo in their eyes
Just let me take a shower one last time.