One bathtub ring to rule them all
@I shjt you not, pssst, he's searching for the ring.... Ya know, the cock ring
@I shjt you not, I have a theory that you are actually a comedian honing your jokes here and when you disappear you are either on tour or shooting a movie.
@iOS8, ha, I'm no comedian. There was this one guy that used to be really good at comedian type stories. I think he was Cody or the police officer or actually the username the comedian or something similar to one of these. I'm rambling. He was a police officer but could have been a comedian. I think he has a fiancé.
@I shjt you not, "I'm no comedian". That's exactly what a comedian would say!
@Abusive Breasts, 😂😂😂
*cuts a hole in his mouth*
@PeanutButterPopsicle, *Goes to the bathroom*
*Zips up pants*
*Feeds smeagol Cheerios*
Two older people... So your parents?
Rock in the pool
So nice and cool
So juicy sweet!
Now we wish
To catch a fish
So juicy sweet!
We did the same thing in my dorm building except with a freaky looking mannequin. Scared the crap out of me when I got up to pee one night.
@The Wabbajack, my old roommates and I bought this freaky looking eagle statue and kept hiding it around the house to spook each other out. In retrospect- I am a weird person who lucked out with having equally weird roommates....
Ooh my concilium teacher has that, and one day there was a broken ceiling tile in our classroom, so she put the cutout in the hole in the ceiling so it was looking down, and the kid who's seat was right under it walked in, sat down, and then looked up cause everyone was giggling and looking at the ceiling and he totally freaked out it was hilarious
I put one in my car and watched people's reactions from horror to hilarity.
Don't care, *showers with smeagol*
Where can I find something like this?
My precious hidden cam