I'd shjt my pants
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, and an alien
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, His names is Commander Worf of the S.S Enterprise. Get it right you uncultured swines 😀
@Facey McFaceless, this information still doesn't change the fact that he's a cardboard alien
I have a limited addition series of Star Trek sex dolls too
@Glorious Grapefruit, speaking about addition... Let's add you plus me... And let's subtract our clothes
Your husband is awesome!
No, that's a Klingon
Are you ready for your nice worf shower?
It got her in the mood though
Hey! Q'pla-ying around!
Well at least it made him moist.
He's ready to Klingon you...