*sighs* shrek is love. shrek is life...
@FingerBangBang, now let's have rough shrecks
@Teh MeatMan, isyourspacebarbrokentoo?
@Michael Fassbender, yeahbroireallyneedtogetitfixedbecausepeoplearehavingahardtimeunderstandingme
@Michael Fassbender, minetoocanyougivemeanalternative?
@Teh MeatMan, shrek is love shrek is life
Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting that.
Shrek eyes his next victim
Year of Shrek vs Year of Luigi
"Generic shrek comment"
29 June 2014 #29June2014
Straight Outta Duloc
*sigh* when will this be ogre?
It's not ogre til it's ogre.
I was only 9 years old I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a c*nt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Shrek I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my *ss-cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Don't. Please. No more Shrek pictures
His face looks like he's on funny pics
Anyone else hear about how Shrek 5 is in talks from Dreamworks?
Don't be an ogre. Wash your booger
Everyone here should join the disciples of Shrek on Facebook
"He penetrated my butthole" *shivers*
This is not ogre... *whispers* this is my swap now.
Anybody else watch supermariologan? Just watch shreks big crap