I don't think the joke was intended like that i think it was intended because his height
@outragedchocolate, probably double meaning
@outragedchocolate, that hadn't mean him yet at this point if I remember correctly so it's safe to say they didn't exactly know he was short.
@outragedchocolate, like what? :D
@outragedchocolate, you're right, he's compensating for his height. But the joke is still directed for the other reason, shrek told this joke before he knew farquad's height .
@outragedchocolate, Now you sound like an English teacher. "What the author meant was..."
@outragedchocolate, when you think back though, Shrek still hasn't even seen lord farquad yet
@outragedchocolate, they didn't know him yet here, so they didn't know he was short
@outragedchocolate, but at this point Shrek has never seen Lord Farquad so he is making a penis size reference.
@outragedchocolate, Shrek had not yet met Lord Farquad, so it wouldn't make sense to apply the joke to Farquad's height. For all Shrek knew at that point, Farquad could have been huge and tall, but anyman can have a small knighthood...
@Doraleous, thank you for saying what was on my mind.
@PVT Donut, height correllates with penis length, tall people averagely have longer dongers
*calmly waits with knife for someone to post "shrek is love, shrek is life" dialogue*
@Howard Cheerful, *flys to top of castle*
@Howard Cheerful, shrek is love shrek is li- *gets stabbed*
@Howard Cheerful, Lord Farquad spread his ass cheeks for Shrek.
@Howard Cheerful, *Stabs for being the first one to comment "Shrek is love Shrek is life"*
@Howard Cheerful, check your self before you shrek your self.
@Howard Cheerful, my friend showed me that today... lets just say we're not friends anymore...
@Howard Cheerful, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
@Howard Cheerful, Hey now, I know it's annoying, but don't you think you're ogre-reacting?
@Howard Cheerful, I was only 9 years old I loved Shrek so much I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to Shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given "Shrek is love" I say "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a c*nt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me It's Shrek I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp" He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my *ss-cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now"
@i shjt you yes, *calmly takes knife from your hand and whispers in your ear, "It's all ogre now".*
@i shjt you yes, you can't stab me because of my layers
Anyone else notice "farquad" sounds like "f*ckwad" in am accent?
@Angus McFife, *contemplates everything every*
@Angus McFife, according to a rumor I heard, it's supposed to, because Farquad was an animated representation of the animators' former boss that they all hated.
@Angus McFife, It's supposed to. I can't explain it, but it's really cool. You should look it up
@Angus McFife, noticed that during first viewing..
@Angus McFife, F*ck you you're the f*ckwad
@Captain Mal, according to Notre Dame so of the creators went there and put a bunch of inside jokes of the school into the movie one of which is Farquad for one of the quads on campus being far thus being the "far quad". Also Shrek was supposed to be based off of a Scottish teacher there and students always try to get him to do impressions of Shrek and come dressed as him. Also the have duel lakes so "duloc". I mean this could all be bull they told tour groups to go there but that's what I heard.
@scaryfeetscaryfeet, hahahahhaa it does I laughed way too long at thay
Yeah, his height! Perverts..
@Ealm, height is generally relative to penis length!-quote from somewhere on the internet.
*Obligatory Shrek is love joke*
Ohhhhh I get now
@Rayanam, yeah I get it he was compensating for his minuscule height.
@Brave Sir Robin, Yeah of course the miniscule height...OF HIS PENIS! OHHHHHHH
Shrek is a good movie...
My childhood is all ogre now.
Still dont get it
Your childhood... it's all ogre now
Here is a fun fact! Lord Farquad might've been based off of Richard III as written by Shakespeare. Richard had a deformation as to Lord Farquad had a vertical challenge.
@Big Brudda, rumor has it that his face was based on Michael Eisner, the former boss of the Dreamworks CEO. Also, was probably a "short" joke...
Was really expecting a Shrek rape joke. Glad it wasn't.
@MyThoughtsEggzactly, yeah, the time of these jokes is ogre!
Seriously thought it said fvcker in the bottom corner
It was the progress of the orge rape.
It's all ogre now
We watched a shrek musical in school. The teacher didn't het the joke. Eight of us got detention for not being be able to stop laughing.
Oh I get it now! He's small so he wants his castle to be big!
My mother pointed this out to me while I was watching this at age 10...
2 July 2014 #2July2014
I got it this joke! it's because he's short
Yea, im still not sure, but i never thought about it until i saw shrek is love, shrek is life.
I always thought it was about his height, boy was a wrong
Over compensating cause he is a dwarf... Seriously cmmon guys get your head out of the damn gutter
2 July 2014 #2July2014
I'm gonna join funnymama now! I want to be a funker! Said no one ever