That’s freaking awesome! Someone should make a movie about this!
@Raterpillar , and 3 sequels that get progressively crappier but you see it anyway cuz it's both nostalgic and you have a mild ocd issue where regardless of quality, if you have seen one of the movies you have to watch the rest!
Fvcking professional troll here.
@ThePandaPool , *ogre
Somebody once told me that story too
@specialarea, your not the sharpest tool in the shed...
I once worked at a fancy restaurant inn in a sleepy village, and they did weddings, and as one event I saw the bride go outside with one of the guests for what only seemed minutes, when they returned into the bar he went back to the party and she came to the bar and asked for snacks, I said jokingly "was the meal not enough lol, here we have nice crisps, what flavour do you prefer" to which she replied
"I don't care what flavour, its only to take the taste cock out my mouth"
I knew this was shrek the minute I read that the bride was a few feet taller
Shrek right there... no mention on Donkey doing the dragon and having flying donkagons?
@seeUpee, wasn’t relevant to the question
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half