So this is making fun of the new Amazon service Amazon Key. Its a home security system that you set up (door lock and camera) and then you can have Amazon deliver packages inside your house. They send a notification when they get to your house so you can watch and then they send you another notification when the delivery is complete. Also Amazon hopes to include services into the Amazon Key bundle like cleaning crews and pet care. Honestly I wouldn't do it but its a decent idea
@Aaron Leibowitz, I love Amazon but I think I’d rather have AIDS than let a stranger in my house.
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Isn’t this from a C&H short
@Original Commentor, I'll prefer Death+ Air
He can kill me when he Un-cups his damn hand.
@LimonPetrikov, and his isometric tension is terrible
That's a good way to build up your "customers for life" numbers.
What is this? Amazon Scud?
Why are we not funding this?
Cyanide and Happiness had the idea first
I’ll take 10
I wanna die now, but I ain't paying 10 bucks for the two day shipping
@TwitchingJacob, next day delivery is available to amazon prime users for free.
@Sambob, shjt I get same day delivery on certain items
@Sambob, I gotta wait a week for my deathlivery