GETTING HIT IN THE BALLS HURTS MORE
@Skizshot45, childbirth is productive pain, while testicular damage is not. Labor and delivery pain releases endorphins/adrenaline (which honestly alter time/reality too). Oxytocin which contracts the uterus causes pain to rise and peak, then ebb downwards. It feels like you can't handle the pain and at it's worst the pain starts the subside, and your body knows you can handle it. Getting kicked in the balls doesn't do that (or so I've been told). Literally a woman can push out a baby not feel her body tear--- I've heard of women able to push out a baby unmedicated but tear so badly they rip their clitoris up into the urethra! They had to get an epidural to get stitched up but didn't need one to deliver a baby. Uterine contractions AFTER baby are so much worse than during labor. Breastfeeding causes the uterus to contract and get smaller. I'd rather take labor contractions which physically hurt more, but give endorphines
@Skizshot45, well, the pain is less. But we men could be so unlucky to get nutted every 5 minutes, where a woman must take a full year in between. Odd trade off.
@GoldenShowerr, wtf do you do in your daily life that would cause you to get kicked in the balls every 5 minutes? And no- it's not a full year. We also get practice contractions while pregnant called Braxton Hicks. 10-15% of women have painful Braxton Hicks. Also, some women can get contractions starting at 36 weeks and still be pregnant until 40-41 weeks. Meaning they are having contractions to have baby (painful) but their cervix isn't ready to dilate. So some will have that problem. Pregnancy is F'd up.
@SchroedingerPussPuss, it is F'd up. And so is kicking a cock
@SchroedingerPussPuss, you must be a hit at parties...
@Skizshot45, yeah, but, like... Raising a child is true pain. Your balls don't need daycare.
And without warning, she uttered the words "you underestimate my power." With one quick push, she gave birth to a healthy child. The doctor cut off the ambilical cord and said to the child, "you were the chosen one"