I am the one, don't weigh a ton
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street.
@Good Ol Days, I've been wanting to know what the name of that song is...
Tell me mere mortal!!!!!
@king of awesomeness, Ultimate by Denzel curry I think
@No Off Switch, that's it
Wooo Skyrim! I love it baby!
I miss my house... I can't play skyrim because my fvcking fingernails are so long they get stuck in between the keys, but they're so pretty that I don't want them shortened. Which sucks.
@A pet named Steve, you could try a controller perhaps :D? I don't think they are too expensive
@Steins Gato, yes I've been thinking about getting one, but I'll be gone for three weeks in a few days so I'll probably get one after I get back...
@A pet named Steve, that is the ultimate 1st world problem
@Kaotick13, I agree, and I also feel really stupid for having this problem 😂
@A pet named Steve, well shjt I just broke one of those nails off...
@A pet named Steve, you could also try getting in the kitchen where you belong
@Michael Fassbender, you could try to shut the fvck up 😊
@A pet named Steve, tried it once, not a fan
@Michael Fassbender, I can tell
@A pet named Steve, maybe you should try heterosexuality
@Michael Fassbender, when I look at you, I'd rather not.
@A pet named Steve, ha, sure you wouldn't
@Michael Fassbender, yes, I'm very sure
@A pet named Steve, you may be a woman but you're a good liar
@Michael Fassbender, you may be a man but you are very annoying
@A pet named Steve, I'm not honest but you're interesting
@Michael Fassbender, well I am honest and you suck
@A pet named Steve, I feel a lot of sexual tension here
@Michael Fassbender, how about you release that tension and go fvck yourself? #roasted
@A pet named Steve, elaborate on how one would go around doing that
@A pet named Steve, is this a banter battle or do you actually dislike each other?
@A pet named Steve, I didn't mean to downvote. Have an upvote instead!
@18bluecat, I don't know how it is for Fassbender put personally I think it's just a bit of mocking each other and nothing serious. I find it to be pretty fun.
@18bluecat, yeah just a lil fun
@A pet named Steve, you're a good sport
@Michael Fassbender, you know what's fun? Starting a political argument with someone who you agree with. You start by contradicting everything they say, till they're pissed, and gradually change over to your normal opinions, so that they end up on the wrong side of the argument simply because they want you to be wrong. And then just smile.
@Michael Fassbender, ya too
Alto Wine flip challenge
[obligatory arrow in the knee comment]
Smh I've caped a bottle in skyrim
*blares air horns and soccer narrator GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!*