Its so funny please laugh
Wait, I know you
@mayton panning, worst words in any video game
@mayton panning, NO YOU DONT *runs away before guard talks to you*
@mayton panning, *Presses B and walks away*
@mayton panning, I literally answered "No you don't" everytime and the guards were too lazy to look any deeper, so they let me go.
@mayton panning, wait, you're making a mistake
@mayton panning, whenever that happens I feel forced to murder the entire city and then I can't do what I wanted to do there in the first place
@mayton panning, youre making a mistake...
@mayton panning, wait I'm with the guild even though my bounty is only 25 gold let me pay you 1000 to forget this ever happened
Happens everytime. And due to my social anxiety I never know what to do. I just stand there awkwardly and look at the guard.
@Isaac Da Albino, they are so sensitive and short tempered haha
@Isaac Da Albino, did you win the social anxiety game?
@Isaac Da Albino, then you get arrested for lollygagging
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyfull of mead."
Psst! I know who you are. Hail Sithis!
Has anyone else saved then killed everyone in the town just for their amusement?
@EdgarAllanPoo, And then there's that one a$$hole who can't die cause they're needed for the game
@EdgarAllanPoo, when I finish the game, I plan to kill everybody in skyrim!
@Violent Grape, one does not simply "finish the game".
One of the guards claimed he saw a man appear out of thin air! Said it was one of those Psijic monks. Man's been hitting the skooma, I say.
I liked the fact that in oblivion at least the guards could offer information about the city instead of just talking not useful stuff. I hate the guards in Skyrin, they're a bunch of jerks, and they never help kill people who are attacking me like in Oblivion.
@MiIk, But the guards in Skyrim kill your attackers...
Holy mother of hi-res
What is it? Dragons?
Yeeees an upload!!!
15 February 2014
I would smash those sweet rolls
What is it, dragons? *dragon swoops down, eats a house* 10 out of 307 times I've heard that, a dragon appears.
Lol each and every time i hear, "youre just like me, eh? Dont fancy those clunky two handed weapons." There always wearing a two handed weapon... Dafaq?
@Remarah, maybe they hate the weapon they have.
@Ordinary prop, possibly
Psst I know who you are. hail sithis!
Why is this so accurate?
Oblivion guards were cooler
I feel the need to comment here
Skyrim pic! 5 Sta-...*violently sobs*
Conjure me up a bed will you?
Fiddle with any cvcks around here and we're gona have a real big party.
I read that whole thing in the guards and Lydias voices.. oh crap..
Does anyone know why they don't show the names anymore?