Lays is bae
Hey, Luke saw his adoptive parents AND mentor die, lost a hand, and was tortured by the Emperor, and he...wait he never went to the dark side...wth Ben
@SimonPetrikov, the more darkness attacks you, the greater respect you can have for the light. Anakin, however also had an evil space wizard in his head goading him to do evil.
@Sweet or Sour, Oh c'mon, we all know R2 was trying to get Luke hooked on drugs.
@SimonPetrikov, R2 was dealing K2? That's messed up.
@SimonPetrikov, but, luke did go to the dark side. He's actually the only Jedi to become a Jedi knight, be trained as a sith, then make his was back to Being a Jedi knight
@Damian Lutz, I thought he just did that to get close to Darth Vader so he could find a way to take him down. I might be wrong bc it's been a while but I thought that.
That's because the Skywalker women drove them there
You can't be tempted to join what you're already in.
@Livin off welfare, Illuminati confrimed?
@UmActually, dark side confirmed*
@Livin off welfare, confrimed?
@Livin off welfare, Oh....OH
Why do I feel a black feminist made this....
@ComedyPro, easy there... @may I take your hat sir is waiting to pounce.
@big freedom, huh...?
@ComedyPro, angry black feminist that comments on here.
@big freedom, oh. I wouldn't take her seriously. And easy there? That was 3% harsh of want I said, which isn't harsh at all. Just honesty.
@ComedyPro, she takes everything seriously enough for all of us. The "easy there" was just a jab at her. I take pleasure at jabbing uptight db's buttons.
@big freedom, ohhhhhh point taken. I think I've argued with her before. I don't take kindly to whiny, hypersensitive people like her.
@ComedyPro, UNDERBOOB is a kunt.
But...she has no reason to...she can't use the force and she doesn't like that fact that the empire/first order wants to take over the galaxy. Excuse me if I'm wrong.
I'm more amazed she still pulls off the hot look with them cinnamon rolls
And she lost her mother who "Lost the will to live" despite having 2 babies to care for.
but isn't the new one a Solo man?
What if she goes dark in the next movie?
@Phil Tippet, once you go black, you never go back
@Phil Tippet, she's not a Jedi so she can't join the dark side.
@Harry Potthead, I think the CIS, the Empire, the first order, and the sith (from the old Republic. I don't mean dark jedi) were all considered to be part of the dark side.
The one thing she didn't lose was weight. #sorrynotsorry
What would happen if she went to the dark side? Would she sense where strip clubs are or something?
But ..... Guys like the bad girls
Don't forget her mother
She can't be tempted when she isn't a Jedi.
Who says she wasn't tempted?
I actually liked this quote until i read the right half
But she is not a jedi either...
Hey guys, can anyone tell me the star wars book titles and what order they are read in? I would really like to learn more star wars lore!
@Kylobear, Even though it's mostly non canon now?
@Kylobear, it's way too damn complicated to list them here. Use the Internet, or better yet, just see what you can find at the local bookstore.
@ archiethesailor, as far as I'm concerned, it's all canon. They've simply split the timeline. There's movie canon, and general universe canon.
The stories (comics, games, and shows) are too great to be simply written off. The Old Republic stories and the Nee Republic stories especially. Jacen and Jaina Solo, Malak and Revan, Naga Sadow and Freedon Nadd and the other ancient Sith: all great characters.
To write them all off is almost criminal.
@I Are Lebo, That's actually a really great way too think of it. Like two alternative star wars universes? Sort of like what marvel does?
@ archiethesailor, yeah. There's no need to discount or invalidate already set events. I mean, it's all fiction anyway. Just slap a "Universe A" or "Universe B" on it.
In Universe A, Han Solo and Leia Organa have three children. Anakin and the twins Jaina and Jacen. In Universe B, they have one son.
It's such a simple explanation, I don't know why they don't already use it.
@Kylobear, there's hundreds of books anyway. There's no chance of reading them all, they've been writing them for over thirty years.
@I Are Lebo, so really I can just just what I would like to read about regardless of the time line? I really enjoy reading sith lore so I just went and got Darth plagueis , the three darth bane books, lost tribe of the sith and book of sith
@Kylobear, I'd also go with the zombie one, I think it was called death troopers. It was fun to read, but kind of stupid.
@Kylobear, all great choices. the Rule Of Two was particularly good.
@ archiethesailor, I'm kind of sick of zombies.
@I Are Lebo, Well, they are everywhere these days, so I guess that's understandable
But she did cocaine and had sex with the entire cast so...
@HippoXcrment, jabba the nut