I'll take "Things you can say about your pet but not your girlfriend" for 500
I should probably go to TheMetaPicture
@The Gay Gatsby, No, don't do it! It's a trap!
Yeah having a 90 pound dog come and sit on your chest at 6am is.... Ah who am I kidding it's still fvcking adorable
Yea the second one is much better
MORE TO CUDDLE! ( and great heaters on cold nights!)
catahoula leopard dog
As a large dog owner I can confirm that this stopped being cute at least 50 lbs ago.