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@TriangleTesticles, don't mean to be all sciency, but that's an anole.
Name him thorn and sing to him constantly *every rose has its thorn*
@Lastmanonearth, last Saturday Brett Michaels played in my downtown area. He had the entire street singing Don't stop believin'
He's probably using the flower as a lure for bugs to prey on. They come in thinking they're going to get some nectar and instead get lizard nommed.
Why yes, my name is David Freaking Attenborough
*Rips up a tree to feel more manly.
Plants a tree to calm the heck down, and for not being a total dick and all.
4 legged danger noodle doing itself a sleep
@InsaneWorm, in my funny...I don't get the funny
I like how it went back to sleep
KILL IT. It's a Bolivian Tree Lizard from the The Simpsons
I want that creature
Long as it's not a snake
It's so pretty
Say it with reptiles