When you are coked up on the stripper pole and you dad is trying to take you home.
@MetalHeadTony, but being on the stripper pole implies that you don't have a father to stop you
@The Manwhore, is that why all the strippers call me daddy?
@MetalHeadTony, they're really just guessing at that point
@The Manwhore, I literally laughed out loud (on the shjtter) but then realized that this is actually sad.
But can it melt dank memes?
@CommunistMoose, only the most common of Pepe's.
No, but you are the one that should know that in soviet funny pics dank memes melt jet fuel.
@SteveBookcraft, Dank memes are actually illegal in Russia. Don't tell Putin.
Nuke that country
@SteveBookcraft, did somebody say "nuke"?
@CommunistMoose, only pure lean can melt Pepes from even the second and third pages of Google Images
This is how it was to get me to go to school senior year
When yo girl makes a scene over something trivial in public.
JUST DO IT
Why is he afraid of it?
@Wendigo, Sloths scream REALLY loudly and they have pretty sharp looking claw things. I wouldn't really want to be in that situation either.
@OneHellOfAButler, it just doesn't look like it has the strength or momentum to really do harm
@Wendigo, no when a sloth feels like it, they can mess someone up.... They're claws are ridiculously sharp and if they can get a hold of you, their arms and legs (as shown here) are strong enough that you'll have a hard time getting them off
@Gay Ninja, did you know (being serious) there is a creature called a sloth-bear and one of these went and killed and mauled other people . It would tear people's eyes out with its claws and the people it killed apparently had their faces torn off.
What is my sister doing around that pole?
@Ristto3, are you a sloth per chance?
@a shiny haunter, yes, and damn proud of it. Though these touch function smartphones can be hard to use, gotta wear gloves. Now, quit ogling my sister, you perv.
@Ristto3, don't worry, she's not even in the same egg group as me.
Not gonna lie. This had me gaggling.
Lmfao i love that they made it about 9/11
Yep that's right. Jet fuel melted the steel beams of towers 1 and 2. And building just felt left out and decided to collapse in on itself.
When you put in the wrong hole.