Anti-roach hammers sir
@Lastmanonearth, with all new baby seal clubbing technology
@Enigmatic Soul, Also effective against moles!
@Enigmatic Soul, new slogan! "Let your inner Canadian out!"
The dildo one was funnier
Stop with all animals except baby seals.
Wait - you mean we're not supposed to nail animals?
Will someone please edit a hammer in that guy's hand?
Sir the public has been buying our hammers specifically knowing they excel in demolishing animals!
But the Mouse Piano is such a hit!