Chocolate are you ok
hi guys i just wanted to let you know i lost my keys and im trapped outside of my house plz help
@Cheese Milk, my hell choice, break a window
@Cheese Milk, well I'm home, but I have no power. I have 2 generators, but neither one runs.
So I have no power.
@Cheese Milk, sending thoughts and prayers
@Cheese Milk, do you have a credit card on you?
@Cheese Milk, Just curious... Did you get back in? And sorry to hear about your pet Iguana. 😔
@Cheese Milk, I just lost my keys at my college and I can't go home
@Cheese Milk, seriously though... Did you get in?
Mmm diabetes is the slowest death
@megamanx181x, nah the slowest death is watching someone lose interest in you while being unable to do anything about it.
@Stacys daughter , ...... you already left me for my ex best friend and took our child, what more you want from me? See me in the 5 o clock news taking a hostage at Burger King with a plastic knife?!?
@Stacys daughter , It's even worse when it's your pet iguana ;(
@Stacys daughter , Jesus Christ, where you watching me ..............
@megamanx181x, have fun with that, I’ll be watching! Ooh when you’re there, can you get me a Whopper meal, fries with an ice tea?
@Stacys daughter , forget it!! I’m going to give you all the blood you want from cutting my heart out with this plastic knife! I told you he lead to my downfall sleeping with that Pakistani intern!
I forgot no tomato, please!
@Stacys daughter , 😦,🔪😢,😵
@megamanx181x, no. A healthy lifestyle is the slowest death.
@SWAT the fireman, shvt your right...
@megamanx181x, look listen, I need to tell you something. It might hurt you but, I need to get this off my chest. I really did not want to do this because I don’t want to come off as “that person” but I need to tell you before it’s too late. Here we go...
...can you change my order to a Bacon King burger instead? It’s my cheat meal today, so why not. Sorry for being complicated and indecisive😅 I’ll Venmo you the money!
@Stacys daughter , someone’s getting extra tomato with a side of tomato
@Stacys daughter , your are so worth coming back from the dead for.... 🧟♂️ can’t charge and prosecute a zombie for cannibalism!
@Stacys daughter , that was too real. I came here for funny not to remember my failed love life ...
@megamanx181x, where’s my burger?
@Stacys daughter , sandwiched between what’s left of my heart!
@megamanx181x, that’s not what I asked for. Can you please get me my burger?
@Stacys daughter , 🍔
@megamanx181x, that’s not Burger King? Also where’s my fries and ice tea? You know I was gonna forgive you because you’ve been really nice to me lately, and I wanted to see if you would do this one simple thing for me but you couldn’t.
@Stacys daughter , .... lies! You just keep playing my heart over and over again! Your tearing me apart Stacy’s daughter!
@megamanx181x, now you know exactly how I felt.
@Stacys daughter , 😧
@Stacys daughter , whoa that hit me kinda hard there. You’re virtually kicking my ass! I love it! But in all seriousness, I don’t think nothing beats that and hope no one ever has to go through that. Ever.
@Diabolik, I went through that and sadly I put some guys, some really nice, sweet, guys through it too. I felt really bad.
@Stacys daughter you’re human, don’t blame yourself. Literally anyone that’s read this far has done something similar.
@Natural Sarcasm , I know that but I still think about from time to time. Thank you though, I do appreciate you for the comfort :)
@Stacys daughter , Np fren! I got your back, also.... * hands Burger King burger and drink* as you can see I’ve gone through the effort of replacing all the ingredients with tomato. Even the fries are just thinly sliced and fried tomatoes and that “iced tea” is just watered down tomato juice. I got a few evil glares from the cashier but it was worth it. Enjoy!
@Natural Sarcasm , oh cool thanks this is perfect! *hands it over to your mom* I wanted to get her something healthy because she is so fat! You’re welcome for me helping your mom :)
@Stacys daughter , *slaps food out of your hands* She will get nothing and like it! Also... how could you??? I got that special for you!
@Natural Sarcasm , I returned the favor and gave her something special ಠ‿↼
@Stacys daughter , wha... you can’t jus.... I’m telling! *calls Stacy’s Daughters mom.... Stacy*
@Natural Sarcasm , do it. She’s the one that told me to do it.
@Stacys daughter , I call your bluff. *dials number* Hi, Mrs. Stacys daughters mom, you will not believe what your daughter just did...
@Natural Sarcasm , Mrs. Stacys daughters mom: “Did she give your mom something healthy to eat? She’s so fat you know?”
@Stacys daughter , I mean it was kinda healthy. Hey has anyone ever told you that your daughter sounds almost exactly like you?
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