Hey guys I finally got an account so I could up vote your awesome comments :D greetings from Germany
@kingkonsti, greetings wow a lot of new people
@kingkonsti, Awesome greetings from Murica so Germany huh? Think you can tell me what " Fiken rosete" means if that's how it's spelled I dated a girl who was part German and that was the last thing she told me.
@Jethro Skylight , well yes and no :'D it has something to do with f*ck that's what the first word probably means ...I have no clue about the second one though ..
@kingkonsti, Well I'm no language expert but rosete might not mean "me" so I'm going to assume she insulted me.
@Jethro Skylight , Mhm it's definitely not " you " so you're safe ;)
@kingkonsti, I got the correct term courtesy of google Rossette which means a-hole I think she called me a "F*cking a-hole" SCORE!!!!!!
@Jethro Skylight , well I guess you just beat the grammar Nazi :D jk
@kingkonsti, I'm a pacifist I don't beat anything unless porns involved.
@Jethro Skylight , ok :'D good to know. I'm starting to get to know you guys now :D
@kingkonsti, Yeah the community here is friendly unless you say "First" then they tear you limb from limb
@kingkonsti, lol when i introduced myself no one cared.
@horny toad, oh I'm sorry
@kingkonsti, Hallo, welcome to Funny pics! Don't feed the trolls, and the Night Shift is dangerous. Also be aware The Invisible Man might bang you at any time!
@Golden Crobat, I've heard about those mysterious things .... What exactly do you guys mean by night shift?
@kingkonsti, You'll see if you go by US time, you then proceed to look at totally awful pics! It'll happen in about 3-4 hours or so. But there's still really good people on at that time!
@kingkonsti, Grüße! Wir wünschen dir ein herzliches Willkommen! :D
@Golden Crobat, oh ok I think I've experienced one before ... Anyway thanks for the warning
@Sad Capitalist, nice ! Und danke:S
@Sad Capitalist, oh crap, that's right, there aren't special characters on here. Let me try again: "Gruesse! Wir wuenschen dir ein herzliches Willkommen!"
@Jethro Skylight , nun ,ich wusste, dass einige in deutsch
@SherryScribbleton, I only speak english spanish and french whatever you said just rustled my jimmies until I get a translation
@Jethro Skylight , I said "well I knew some things in german"
@SherryScribbleton, Oh....Jimmies still rustled because you know something I don't
@kingkonsti, well see here, the night shift is when sonderbare bilder werden geschrieben und gut verfolgen sie...
@Jethro Skylight , Oh I know that person that you buried near the river
@SherryScribbleton, Hah liar it wasn't a river it was a lake...whoops
@kingkonsti, Wilkommen! I hope you enjoy this community, we always welcome newcomers (unless JB fans or Downvote Trolls)
@SherryScribbleton, whoa I told you that was supposed to be a secret lol...
@Jethro Skylight , lol
@Cpt Fabulous, I agree
@kingkonsti, danke Er. Woher kommen sie?
@Cpt Fabulous, I agree
@kingkonsti, Hello King, unt wilkommen to Funny Pics! Das BESTE! (All the German I know)
@kingkonsti, Hello from New York City in the United States! :)
@kingkonsti, Hallo! Ich bin Dahjroviir!
@Loving you violently, Bayern :D
I discovered a picture never seen.
@Teapots101, a couple of us have seen it. We just don't comment on every pic
@I shjt you not, Your username fits the comment
@Jethro Skylight , It sure does
@Jethro Skylight , It does fit the comment
The scales near his mouth look like human teeth and that deeply disturbs me.
Oh hehe... I would know
@SherryScribbleton, Oh hello... I haven't seen anyone like you before
@HanryScribbleton, Oh hello... your last name sounds familiar... are you from the place?
@SherryScribbleton, yes I am! I am from that place XD
@HanryScribbleton, lol I didn't even mention the place
I hate in when you press high res image and the you have to zoom in for a decade to be able to read the comments
@2345xxxxx355677, or you know... Just lo-res
@2345xxxxx355677, this one isn't that bad
Moo. Anyone I know still use the app?
So, I posted a bunch of pictures a few weeks ago and StuckPixel chose the "Employees" "must" "wash" "hands" picture. Of all the pictures... That one? Really? The WORST one?
Snake, Snake, Severus Snake
@HanryScribbleton, ron, ron ron, weasly
No. Bring back the husky. This is too far stuckpixel...
I'm new too, but no one ever psys attention to me.
@Bugdatmug, hello :)
@HanryScribbleton, hello :)
So it turns out we have an American equivalent to malteasers, they are like whoppers chocolate
Two top comments in one day!?!?!? I can now die peacefully :)
2 May 2014 #2May2014
Anybody else having trouble with the new Snapchat update?
Anyone else hear how diamond was successfully created in a microwave?
Actually snakes have feet
I sssssssssseee what you did there! I'll escort myself out now
When are they seriously going to post a new picture?
Wow I just keep updating and updating and there is always a new comment every second
How does a man messure his own manhood? He starts at his right shoulder then proceeds down to his left knee then multiplied by 3.
So...that snake kinda terrifies me...
Why not measure a snake in centimetres like a normal person?
Ball pythons suck. They're pet rocks... Reticulated pythons are where its at
This should be the snake from some ways back in a Tumblr pic where it looked like it was waiting for the laugh after a bad punchline.
Purple because aliens don't wear hats
But aren't 12 inches a foot? Wouldn't it be better to measure using the metric system? And yes I am fun at parties