"sweet Death, why have you not come for me?"
*Gluing pieces of broken mug back together*
"Take a wild fvcking guess"
Great, another fvcking birthday. Yippee.
Absolutely ecstatic, he is!
Is it an onion cake? 446688
Death calling nutmeg: hey nutmeg, sorry that didn't make it on you,re birthday, you see im stuck in traffic, im hoping to be there about 5-10 year.
He needs to get laid
@Your Darkest Secret, that would most cerainly kill him.
@Your Darkest Secret, ...to rest
@Empshok, yeah but what a way to go, like a champ
That cat is old enough to be a retired professional athlete.