Happy because he saved 15% or more on car insurance
I gave my turtle a stuffed animal turtle and he always sleeps next to it
Is that real?
@weapons Master, It's a happy gecko with its toy gecko.
I would get a gecko if I wasn't such a lazy fvck.
@Gamasennin, some geckos aren't that needy. Pretty sure leopard geckos are one of the easier ones to take car of.
@ArbyTheGreat, How are they compared to a cat?
Hey there let me tell ya bout my best friend
That smile is hiding his true feelings, he knows that it isn't real. But he pretends anyways, hoping that maybe someday, it would be real.
@SOMEBODYONCETOLDME, *makes Pinocchio joke
Is that Pokémon?
Thanks now i feel immensely stupid