I’m an even bigger germaphobe than I thought because my very first reaction was “That floor must be FILTHY and his hand is on it.”
@JakobJeanCiccone, That is a valid concern.
@JakobJeanCiccone, if you've ever peed in a urinal with shorts on then you know why that is not an abnormal thought.
How to take a pee when you first get up and have morning wood
Because he got a boner
Fvck you Shorsey!
get out GET OUT NOW
He’s touching the floor.. *shivers*
Aaaaand splashback riiiiiiiight on his face.
He has a fake leg
*tickle tickle* *tickles arm*