Make Jeff Goldblum the president.
@ace in space, you misspelled Ryan Reynolds
@BigJohnson86, god damn right! Doesn't even matter hes Canadian.
@ace in space, Kevin heart? Assuming this is a comedy.
@ace in space, Keanu Reeves but as John Wick
I started thinking this was a trump joke, but then they said all his decisions ended up being right.
@ThePandaPool , they had us in the first half...
@ThePandaPool , oh two people did not like that joke
@Killing instincts , What joke?
@Killing instincts , you mean ZA TRUTH
@ThePandaPool , trump is horrible, but to be fair, there has never been a president who was 100% correct.
@CynicalSirr, I... yes... because they were all humans?
@Prince super Vegeta , exactly.
@CynicalSirr, isn’t that obvious though?
@Prince super Vegeta , apparently not.
Sounds like brewster’s millions
Lol, canada nuking washington. With what? Free healthcare?
@Orlandude, Well they already burned down our white house, so ya never know!
@gazorpazorp, our? I’m canadian
@Orlandude, lol. I did a little more research and was actually the brits who burned it down during the war of 1812, not Canadians. I was lied to.
@gazorpazorp, well in 1812 Candians were either brits or french anyway since we only got our independence in 1867 (which we just asked for and got) so lets say it was a joint venture 😜
This person doesn't understand how checks and balances work
I thought they made this movie with robin williams? He’s a comedian that accidentally becomes president.
@Critical Critic, Which is /not/ what the post is describing.
Then watch Harvey Birdman: Attorney General. But only if you've watched the show first.
@Synotaph, I loved the show, but did not even know this was a thing
We Canadians don't have nukes
@LesovicLP, that's exactly what someone with secret nukes would say
I would watch it
Declaring war on Canada didn't work in the movie Canadian Bacon, so I'm already expecting to lose!
Really thought he was gonna bash Donald Trump in the first half, not gonna lie