"And that's when he said"
"Amy times up. stop talking about your dream. Its been 10 seconds."
"But I was talking about my fathers last words to me before he die-"
"I SAID TIMES UP!"
Rock your body
@Scotch Pilgrim, I find this funny.
I had a lot of fun doing the second one with steak knives last time I was at Saltgrass. Which might explain why I'm not allowed there anymore
I had a dream the other night that I was exploring an abandoned Soviet mental hospital in the middle of the night. I went into the basement and found an orgy. Rather than joining in, I proceed to empty my testicles into a fire extinguisher and blasted it over the whole group.
Is that interesting enough?
@Gamasennin, it depends on how fast of a reader we are. Some might have enjoyed it, others might be halfway through the first verse of "Everybody"
Ooooooh!! See I sing Everybody all the time. That's probably why no one talks to me anymore.
Damn I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I put skittles in the right and M&Ms in the left *rethinks life*