*feet catch on fire and explode
@Abusive Breasts, *gets sent to medical wing, ingests Skele-Gro*
Its all fun and games till he kicks someone and kills them
@Klakxor, kills someone, i consider those WMDs. One kick can most likely wipe out a city.
@Nocturnus, The last time someone kicked with those things, Japan surrendered.
You'll get taller with every step
And out of the darkness rose hope. For those with Lego shoes may walk upon a Lego floor. *walks out of room
*accidentally builds while walking
...ending is near
@KingGooba, Fight fire with fire, fight fire with fire, fight fire with fire, fight fire WITH FIRE! FIGHT!!
Only a god can wear the shoes of death. This man in this picture is god and every enemy fears him.
Always wear protection
This is the equivalent of lighting yourself on fire to stop a building from burning down
@Reply if you dare, don't threaten me with a good time.
Am I the only one that realized there are studs on the inside of the shoes too? this man must have natural immunity to all Legos.
It's only logical.
This is a new form of torture developed by the cia.
The ending is near, fight fire with fire, bursting with fear
If you know this, you are cool with me
Fight fire with CIA approved torture device
I'll take 2 please!