i wanna be touched by faith
@Tyler643, *Marilyn Manson starts sweating
Thigh touching... where do I sign up?
@The Freaking FBI, Thicc thighs touching air get it right or don’t even try to join
Thicc thighs save lives.
@Raki Zaki, But thigh highs are my demise
Good Lord, those thigh highs are just a size too small, I love it.
This is my Mecca
When is service. I'll never miss one
I did a reverse image search, I was not disappointed
@butternut squash, link?
@butternut squash, sauce?
@mas2de, this is the best I could find, and there are no faces, just five different shots of them thighs: http://pr.reactor.cc/post/3800141
@devalation, thank you
Finally! A religion i can get behind!
@moneyeatnoodles, why not just jump in the middle?
@moneyeatnoodles, the FSM promises this, and an eternal cruise on a pirate ship, along with all the beer you can drink, if you believe in him. Please note that showing your faith in him is a ‘pay it forward’ program, and all he asks is you keep him in your heart and be a good person towards others. No praying or churches, etc. he hears you already, and the money for that church would be better spent on a soup kitchen.
@Cloverleaf, ill just take the thicc thighs
@moneyeatnoodles, hey if the thick thighs’ll have you, go for it! Nothing wrong with a little action.
You have my curiosity, my interest, and my attention
@Anonymous Jack III, and many erections.
We shall worship together daily
I was promised a big duck as well?
@ArkonOridan, you get small duck now, and big duck when you finish the job. 🦆
@Totally Not The NSA, ... *Commence slide, sliding in the peanut butter*
@ArkonOridan, *rubbing pineapple slices on my nipples* Yeessss. Just like that. Make sure to get it ALL over, then grab that spoon off the table...you know what to do.
Dammit, it's a Sunday
Let’s all help them SPREAD the word of God ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Going to be honest. I didn’t even read the text.
Damn it I was going to be a good Catholic boy tonight
is keijo finally getting recognized as a professional sport? if so what broadcast?.... asking for a friend...
As Depeche Mode said...reach out and touch faith
I'm ready for Jihad.
*unzips pants and starts worshipping*
Thicc thighs save lives, although the beauty of these killed me