Hey bro I'm just tryna spread the funnies around capesh
Mine is “I hear abortion really brings out the kid in you”
@Bad Boi Jesus, Now THAT'S funny
@Bad Boi Jesus, OMG. Lol lol
Is this what we're doing now? Just screenshotting reddit?
@BigBoss1975, At least it's cropped.
@BigBoss1975, screenshot reddit, and just have the joke so people know it's from reddit, but dont have to worry about the bad crop job.
@BigBoss1975, we have been doing it to Twitter for years now
@BigBoss1975, I mean, if it’s funny....
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my dick down your throat
What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a jar of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
@shocking60, what about the jar of glue? 😬
@SIyFox, I knew you’d get stuck on that
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
I didn't laugh at any of these
Pretty sure all of these comments were pulled straight from Facebook
What's the difference between my dead mother's picture and a shovel?
One brings her back figuratively, the other literally.
"You know, people are dying to get in there."
It only works if you are driving past a cemetery.
What’s the difference between John Elway and OJ Simpson? One drives a slow white Bronco. The other IS a slow white Bronco.
"What's the deal with airline food?
I mean c'mon!"
90s canned laughter
So, a guy walks into a bar.
@Doctor Yak, two guys walk into a bar...... the 3rd one ducks.
Why do seagulls fly by the sea? Because if they flew by the bay they'd be called bagels!!
2 muffins are in an oven. The first one says "wow its really hot in here" and the other goes "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize
What is great on pie, but not on pussy?
How do you fit 80 babies into a single barrel? A blender.
How do you get them out?
What sound does a pubic hair make hitting the floor? Pffffftthh. (Spitting sound).
"You know, people are dying to get in there"
It only works if you're driving by a cemetery