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@Mad Br0, instructions unclear, some girl is saying 'we are pregnant', could you expand on the pull?
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@Mad Br0, ....but that's three words
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No the best advice is to have Toby maguire come over when you open it. Did you not see the scene where he caught everything on that cafeteria tray. All your dishes will be fine then
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Its the perfect metaphor because no matter what if you shoot yourself you dont have to deal with it :)
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I have a new life philosophy that offers a third option *Aims baseball bat at cupboard*
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Let’s stop personifying things like this lol.. we aren’t anything like plates in a cabinet, we’re a tad more complex
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That is bowl, not plate
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I’ve seen this several times but never realized it was a critical role thing until now. Or maybe this is an updated version?
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I would actually blame the person before me for that mess in All reality because, it works metaphorically as well
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Lay the cabinet on its back and then open without the plates falling out?
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@Darth Panserbjorne, I mean that's great and all but do you have any idea how much a curio cabinet weighs?! Fvck those plates!
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Those are bowls. Not understanding that and speaking of how to fix it is the perfect metaphor.
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I would recommend getting a container like a laundry basket, a sheet, and some pillows drape the basket with the sheet in order to seal the holes if there are any then pile the thing high with pillows then open the cabinet and let the dishes fall into it odds are you won’t save everything but you can save a few and the broken bits will be inside the basket for easy clean up this works best with more than one person
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If the glass panels are separate, you could dislodge/ break one panel to save all the plates. If you can dislodge the glass, you save everything.
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Unless they get set on fire it’s not an accurate metaphor
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I can get the same ones at goodwill for cheap bro you’ll be good, open it I wanna see what happens n how many u can save 👍
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You could also break one of the other panes in the window and reach around to move the plates to a safe position.
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@HammerOfHeretics, quick maths...
Good metaphor n all but this is the real life advice I can give ya”ll: Remember these two words. They will open up the doors in your life. Push and pull