He better take the couch cushions v-card
What's gonna work? Teamwork!
@SymmetricalMonochism, True friends
No hands experience here
"Look ma' no hands!"
"Jesus Christ I get it already! You're an abomination! Stop making that fücking joke!"
Beat your meat with your feet
@Eddie Nugget, just like the Campaign.
This is hands down the funniest pic yet!
If they were real friends, they'd let him in on the action. And yes, you know exactly what I mean.
Here's a life hack for ya gloomy gus! Turn face down between two couch cushions and go to town! The best part is the cleanup will be left to someone else cus ya got no hands!
Use your feet
They look a bit too young to even be able to- Nevermind..
"I can't fap to this."
If you can't do it hands free then you need to try harder.
Guess he will just have to ..... suck it up!!
Who needs hands when you have your mouth?
Someone please give that poor fellow a hand
If my time on Reddit has taught me anything, his mom will take care of it.
What a wankers for dicking around with that kid
The feels are reals
It's long enough for his feet
Poor poor handy :(