You heard of pissing contests? Well get ready for Shjting contest, who can ever expel their bowels first wins
Who will flush(blink) first?
USMC boot camp is like that but 5x more so
*Duel of the Fates from Star Wars starts playing*
Who poop last?
*sits down and nods at other person* “evenin”
Must be a woman's bath so they can talk while they go
If I was popping a turtle head and I walked into this with a fella on the toilet already, I'd apologize as I traumatized him for life. Then I'd track down the designer and beat them to death with the toilet seat.