Or just sit. No need to aim, auto-stealth, and takes less energy to sit than try focus on standing
@PunnyBaker, Bravo six going dark
@PunnyBaker, you woman
@Cpzombie, bingo. But its also just practical too. And no risk of outer-bowl splash. As someone who cleans toilets for a living, i gotta say the men who sit make my job far easier
@PunnyBaker, and deal with a cold seat? I'll pass
@PunnyBaker, when you wake up needing to pee and you have an erection, sitting isnt an option.
@ThePandaPool , how is standing any better? You now have a yellow fountain
@PunnyBaker, not if you're a professional sniper.
@PunnyBaker, men have a hard enough life dealing with women. There’s a reason (life/god/Mother Nature/yourotherbsreasonforwhywerehere) allowed us to stand while we pee in pride and dignity.
@PunnyBaker, basically required when drunk as a skunk. Minimal energy plus a little rnr.
tile getting close
toilet water success
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, that wasnt carpet, that was your dog
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I wish I could upvote this multiple times
Then you piss on your foot
It's all fun and games until you do this after a night of drinking and hear someone say "bruh"
Annnnnnd I missed
Im so glad to see that there are others like me out there.
tried this once in a hotel.. pissed all over the floor