That’s why I just take them
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Oh you hahaha. Always kidding about doing stuff to children
@Vegetable Soup, ... to the movies and get them soda and a popcorn so that they can happily immerse themselves into a story other than their own that may or may not have had tragic circumstances
@Vegetable Soup, ... and then I shove them into the trunk and throw them into my basement with the others
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, oh ffs, Dwayne.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I bet you have candy in that fanny pack
Or just be a scientist and deconstruct a pen
I laughed audibly... and coincidentally pre booked my room in hell.