Good luck Godzilla.
@Simply Slytherin , yea forreal even as Godzilla I wouldn't want to be in new jersey
*20 minutes later*
*comes out with a tank top, sunglasses,
and a spray on tan*
@Swolekage, *and it’s on the new episode of Jersey Shore*
@Swolekage, An an offer of a large cash payment from a well known clothing company if he agrees to never wear their brands in public again.
@Swolekage, then says “that’s not very cash money of you”
I live in New Jersey! Anyone else here?
@Hi how are ya, Yeah, NJ!
@Hi how are ya, f*ck New Jersey
@Hi how are ya, north or south?
@Eren Jaegermeister , north
@Hi how are ya, Truly, a fate worse than death
@The Common Shaman, Is that a threat or an offer?
@LearnedAx, it was a statement.
1 week after Godzilla ravages New Jersey: Nobody notices because it’s already in shambles, nothing’s new
Source: from Pennsylvania just over the Delaware river from New jersey. Just close enough to angrily shake my fist over the border, but thankfully not close enough to be from jersey
The armpit of America
@aylmaonou, you're thinking of Ohio.
@aylmaonou, that’s more like the taint
As a Philly guy, I have a bunch of friends in NJ... but... you know... they could just... cross the river. Godspeed giant lizard.
*cough* Zilla *cough*