When you're rioting in the streets and yo momma beat the shjt out of you
@Prof Peeps, #BaltimoreMom
@Prof Peeps, That video was hilarious
That's when you know you're screwed. Especially when she brings out the yolky tears (my mom is an egg, yes I know that is weird.)
@I am bacon man, it's okay, mine was too
@Invalid Chicken, so are you back for good or are you doing that thing where you show up for one day and then leave again?
@Thinlizzy, just like my dad
@Leapin Lepricon, #bestcomments
My mom owes me a grand...and im 18.
My mom drops that on me all the time.... and she owes me $300 ._.
My mom heeled $3,000 from me from back child support. She used the excuses that she raised me and crap. You left on my 13th birthday. And before that you didn't even notice I was there. So she did end up giving me the money. Parents suck.
"After all the stuff you done for me? Oh that's right, you owe me a lot more than that-" WORLD ENDS
Does anyone know how to get that icon next to your username?
@Egyptian , Create an account on Gravatar using the same email address as your Funny Pics account. Make sure the rating is set to "G."
The look when my fandango isn't fiddled.
I throw the old, "I'll make sure your nursing home is like the one in Happy Gilmore" at her.
And then you owe your mom money and you say "I forgot" and unleash the worlds biggest sh!tstorm
Tired of your sh!t mom #