*dial up tones*
@The Dank Secrets, also known as Satan's ringtone
@The Dank Secrets, do you mean: Briiiiiiiip, bop bop, briiiiiiiiiiiiiip, briiiiiiiiiiip, fzzzzzzzzth, denenene, briiiiiip
@The Dank Secrets, hopefully not anymore.
Its sounds like a ton of people yelling, constant smacking noises, with a bunch of music playing at the same time
@Dexios S Divine, don't forget constant orgasm noises
@Dexios S Divine, LOUD NOISES
Porn moans and cat sounds.
What does Ifunny sound like?
@GunSupporter, a malignant tumor
@GunSupporter, baby seals being clubbed
@horker orgy, "I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor"
@GunSupporter, the THX jingle
Internet probably sounds like the chicken vacuum
You'll never know unless you had dial up as a kid.
The enraged screaming of humanity's collective Id
That kid who played the John cena theme on two recorders out of his nose