Alexa, cancel alert.
Alexa: "It must have been my imagination"
@A pet named Steve, *kills Intruder*
Oh well, must've run off.
You picked a bad time to get lost, friend
@WickedStyx, I love the enemy combat dialog sometimes. Just the other day I had an enemy that said that exact line right as I killed him, the ironic timing just made me laugh.
@The Puppet Man, I also like when they go “is that your best?” right before they die
Alexa intruder alert,
Plays bleach “ichigos fight song”
Lights to 100% orange
Runs outa room in black robe and a giant sword shaped like a kitchen knife
@DrSin, this is my favorite
"Can't wait to count out your coin!"
*lands one hit on intruder*
Intruder: No more, I yield! I yield!
“I used to be an intruder like you, until I took a nightstand to the knee”
I would love to see a candid film with this happening!
I like these, but I keep thinking: who has red floor lights?