"I know right? Does he do that thing with his tongue for you too?"
Why do I hear sirens?
@Beggar Mugger, probably nothing but go outside and check....
With your hands up. You know,just in case
You’re dad. Sigh.
@Toad, English is a difficult language for a lot of people, even native speakers unfortunately
@Toad, you are dad eats ...?
mmm f*ck she can be my mommy if she wants to
I am dad?
“What’s eating ass?”
@CHICKNUGMASTER, lol, remember back when that was an insult? Now it's a relationship requirement.
@ TouchMyCatEars, remember back when it was just a thing girls wanted guys to do? Now a substantial amount of guys want their girls to do it to them. That gets from me a firm yet slightly fearful oof.
@CHICKNUGMASTER, Don't be scared of it. Let your girl go to town on your log cutter and I promise you'll be harder than Chinese math.
@ TouchMyCatEars, to quote beetlejuice: "I don't think so, pal."