Yea it's got a pretty big sub woofer in it
@IdeasAreHard, you win the internet
@MeddlingKid, he must have been barking mad to steal that suitcase
@IdeasAreHard, #bestcomments #alltimetop5
The money I would give to see that man's reaction when he opens the suitcase
Ok ok...I almost scrolled past this because it was so long, but it is well worth the read!!! Hilarious!
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, #storytime exists for a reason
Who goes on vacation when they're practically expecting the death of their beloved pet?! Frankly that just seems kind of heartless for its final hours to be away from his loved ones
@Magnamon, they didn't know he was going to die.
@arachnidsGrip Vriska, it said "they anticipated it...made arrangements to get it cremated"
@Magnamon, i'm pretty sure the entire story is made up, but funny nonetheless
Wow this is how to tell stories lol I need to learn, I make mine sound so confusing.
@Sakamoto, confusing mine sound also when I talk stories and the people hear them. Go guess why.
I can't help but get the vibe that this kid didnt check on the dog for the first three days of the vacation...
What site is this that promotes a return after every sentence?
@iOS8, do you change your user name after every iOS update?
@ibanez96, why yes I do. I'll be changing it in a couple months.
Probably the funniest thing I've read in a while! Holy crap!
i heard almost exactly the same story on tumblr but it was a woman on the train instead.. HMMMM
14 is illegal for a summer job? I'm younger than that and have one
This, i like this
I actually heard this one before.It was narrated on YouTube by Wellheyproductions.
Boobs next pic
I hope Jim is the owner.