You wife that, hot dog. You wife that.
@The Gay Gatsby, Shjt I’d let her wife me.
@BigJohnson86, I now pronounce you thot and wife. You may split the whiskey... that’s not what I meant, but I’m not even mad.
And he never asked his sister to take him along to another party for as long as he lived
Don't fall for the sirens call. That will surely give you the clap.
@ArbyTheGreat, worth the risk
His wiener wasn’t ready for that
Is this one of those THOTs the kids keep complaining about?
I was waiting for her to piss her self like the alcohol poured right through her.
All those years and $$$ on cheerleading for her to ho it up so fine. Money well spent?
Hot diggity dog
And that kids is how I met your mother
I've watched this about 10 times too many times and I still can't stop.
@aWetFlatulant, can't stop what? Masturbating? Me either...
That’s cool I guess to smash and forget it, don’t think that habit is going to go away if you marry her
I think you just found your new bun
Yours hired....for about anything
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