Aww you little cannibalistic, murderous evilicious eight eyed sweetie
I'll eat all the flies that come in, man!
Aww *lights flamethrower*
I will hug you, [insert uploader name]
Daaww fine you can stay
I found a jumping spider in my house and i was genna kill it but it ran under my shelf so i decided if he wants to live under there and kill bugs, thats fine. Just as long as he knows his place.
2 days later i opened a cupboard and HE FELL DOWN FROM SOMEWHERE UNDER THE COUNTER!!
We had a deal, man. And you broke it. Sorry bro, gotta kill u this time.
So you've returned *grabs shoe*