Spiders aren't killing machines hell bent on our destruction. They just wanna be your bro!
If I could communicate with spiders I'd probably be perfectly fine with them.
me:"hello Mr spider!"
Spider:"HUNT HUNT HUNT KILL KILL KILL EAT EAT EAT"
@Tajiil, "oh hey buddy. Didn't realize you were in here." "Yeah. Just taking a shower, you mind?" "Of course! Lemme just go back to my web and kill some more mosquitoes. . I'll come back in a bit."
Jeff the Spider: Why don't you love me dad? I'll be anything you want me to be!
Billy: I want you to be dead!
@Taquito Speedo, "why. Won't. You. Die???"
@Dr House, 😂😂😂😂
@Dr House, nope nope nope
@Tajiil, Yep. There'd be a mutual understanding. In high school me and some buddies had a smoke spot we'd always go to after school and there was a spider that lived by the window for a few years that we named Beatrus and it'd come out of its hole and chill with us and we'd smoke it out. Then eventually it'd go back in and presumedly pass out. Pretty cool little feller.
Unless it's a Brown Recluse I let the spiders in my home do what they do best...be baller as fvck.
@The Handlebar , racist. *Its a joke everyone*
The first three were Canadian spiders
@Lord Commander Snow, I was gonna say, the last one was a bit less receptive of death
NO DON'T TRY TO MAKE US RELATE AND FEEL FEELS FOR THEM. IT'S A TRAP
It's this spider here that makes me feel for them. Now I like spiders and think that they're super nice
That moment when your comment has the most upvotes but isn't top comment....
Spiders are bros.
A friend of mine was clwaning the bathrooms where he works and saw a wasp. He sprayed spitfire cleaner at it and it fell out of the air, dead.
This is why i let spiders in my house live, but fu