Well do I have news for you!
@A Math Dealer, *whispers* squids are real
@SexGodWaluigi, yeah but he wants to fvck an inkling
I know what he meant... he wished squid girls were real.... so you know...
@megamanx181x, well there's a problem with that, since even in Splatoon's universe humanity had to die out for that to happen.
@Marida Cruz, just can’t win...
Pokemon community: "I wish dogs were real"
I wish brains and common sense were real
Squidwards voice: I hate all of you