If that doesn't help, place a sewing needle under your big toenail and kick a wall as hard as you can. The pain of the splinter will disappear immediately
@The Landshark , You may feel a little pressure.
@Intentionally Blank, oh Major Payne, you so crazy!
@The Landshark , hey, it would've cost you $0 not to say that and ruin my morning with that image. And yet you did anyways. You glorious asshóle you
@The Landshark , this seriously made me cringe
@The Landshark , I mean, you're not wrong...
@The Landshark , instructions unclear. Now I’m pregnant.
@I Are Lebo, that's because you're supposed to put it under your nail, not in your urethra
@The Landshark , that's what i love about this community, sharing advice!
@The Landshark , better yet, use a toothpick. Let those extra splinters take your mind off that splinter
@jouze, why did you put the accent over the o? Not only is “ass” not censored, but if it was, your comment would have been blocked.
@I Are Lebo, I do what I wánt
@The Landshark , Fvck you and everyone who upvoted you to top comment, giving me no choice in seeing this hatecrime. Since it doesn't matter now though, have an upvote lol
@jouze, I mean, yeah. Power to you. Just saying, if you wrote shïthole with the scent over the o instead of the i, it wouldn’t work.
@The Landshark , oh. That makes sense. My bad.
@The Landshark , I got a splinter sideways in my hog toe once that we had to push all the way through with a sewing needle.
Children being annoying? Put a small dab right down their throats. Perfect for over worked adults!
@thecraftywalrus, rubber cement to be safe
@thecraftywalrus, a small dab of what? Do I need to call the police?
@thecraftywalrus, Yes officer, this comment right here
@Twatasaurusrex, I don't think it matters, because if it's still glue as the comment intended it's just as bad if not worse because like they'd probably die
I like this
What a great way to remove children!
Pinterest? Is that you?
Where was this information when I had a 3 inch chunk of wood sticking through my foot 12 years ago