This is some pretty decent advertising for whatever male strip club this dude works at.
@Berntley, these are the skills I've always wanted
Spiderman’s stripper name: Peter Porkher
@Bow To Your Senpai, That doesn't make sense. Why would Spider-Man use a parody of some random high schooler's name?
@Bow To Your Senpai, that basically just gives up his secret identity right there
@Grimoire Weiss, I was about to say Peter Parker hasn't been a high schooler in decades then realized you meant the MCU Peter Parker
spiderman home cumming
Spider-man's true form, it's beautiful.
On a completely unrelated note, I just found out my grandfather has 1 month to live. He’s been battling 3 different types of cancer for the past 10 years. I could just use some good vibes.
@TheOodDoctor, I am so sorry!
I will pray for him and your family, or send good vibes if you prefer
@TheOodDoctor, Jesus, that's a funny joke.
@TheOodDoctor, I always try and think of the positive things, every cloud and all that.
He was one of the lucky ones that got to live in the first place, then even luckier to pass his DNA on, so in a very real way, part of him will still lives on in you.
-slams fist on the table- SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE
Obviously Tony Stark isn’t paying him enough if he’s resorting to subway stripping
Man, being a hero mustn't pay much if he hasn't have a side job doing this.
When the Avengers take you out for shwarma
Sad thing is, this is not a rare subway experience.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is looking pretty good.
Who say you shouldnt meet your heroes
Wow, I really need to watch Spiderman 2 again.
Holy crap I laughed out loud now my dads giving me the evil eye because he’s on the phone
I'm watching this and thought it would have been funnier if it was Deadpool.
I can see what Wade sees in him
Why does this never happen to me when I go on public transportation? The best thing that happened to me was when I got robbed at gunpoint on public transportation.
Steve Raider is getting out of control
I’m not gay, I’m not gay... but I dance around in a gay gay way
Anyone else seen that? No? Just me... ok
You gotta admit that's a pretty cool routine